And I ate a pear

Morning-After Documentation of an All Hallow's Eve:

spitintheocean:

I have sticky stuff all over the left side of my face,
enough wandering eye make-up to qualify for a raccoon costume,
two bras on but no undies,
and a headache larger than the galaxy room I napped in for some time.

I think I peed inside my pants last nite but I am too congested to confirm this.I ate 3 free hot dogs (thus explaining at least half the mustard on my shirt)
and a handful of fruit leather at a 2009: A Space Odyssey-themed party.
The libations go without saying, I should think.
Read that line again; it’s clever.
Also at this party: A (very small but, still a) ROLLER COASTER.

I Love You.