And I ate a pear

you ate an apple.

Nov 8, 2009 5:56pm
Nov 8, 2009 3:14pm

spitintheocean:

Hey, remember that time the boy you like called you back at last and you had to leave your freshly-made sandwich and soup for me to eat? Me, too.

WHAAAAA?
Nov 3, 2009 11:22am
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copycats:

okkervilriver:

I came here to say that I’m going away - Okkervil River

(Serge Gainsbourg cover)

Nov 1, 2009 3:53pm

Morning-After Documentation of an All Hallow's Eve:

spitintheocean:

I have sticky stuff all over the left side of my face,
enough wandering eye make-up to qualify for a raccoon costume,
two bras on but no undies,
and a headache larger than the galaxy room I napped in for some time.

I think I peed inside my pants last nite but I am too congested to confirm this.I ate 3 free hot dogs (thus explaining at least half the mustard on my shirt)
and a handful of fruit leather at a 2009: A Space Odyssey-themed party.
The libations go without saying, I should think.
Read that line again; it’s clever.
Also at this party: A (very small but, still a) ROLLER COASTER.

I Love You.

Oct 28, 2009 8:26pm
three50eight:

this exists
(photo credit goes to Brett)

Ed Hardy just ruined tigers for me. 

three50eight:

this exists

(photo credit goes to Brett)

Ed Hardy just ruined tigers for me. 

Oct 27, 2009 12:32pm

They’re filming a Russell Crowe movie at Luna Bar!!

three50eight:

something big is going on at craig and center by johnny’s place. film crew and police everywhere

Oct 15, 2009 10:16pm
I want the scissors to be sharp
and the table to be perfectly level
when you cut me out of my life
and paste me in that book you always carry. - Billy Collins
Oct 15, 2009 10:15pm

Currently:

Dry-elling my interview outfit for the third interview of the week.

AND forsaking the MOUNTAIN of dishes in my sink for Paul Theroux’s “Ghost Train…” because I gotsta have lunch with the dude on Monday and “talk about it.”

Oct 10, 2009 12:32pm

Blech, argh, blah. I found an old notepad:

Cass says marry the one. 

spitintheocean:

Amanda says to marry the kindest person you know.
Jonathan says, “I’m not the marrying kind.”
Cass says marry the one you’re happy to see.
And Jeremy says: Don’t waste your money or your time.
Sep 30, 2009 7:17pm
spitintheocean:
The bread for this  Cassidy  sandwich is pretty much a loaf again.
Dislike, Alicia. DISLIKE. 

I’m gonna be honest…DISLIKE. 

spitintheocean:

The bread for this Cassidy sandwich is pretty much a loaf again.

Dislike, Alicia. DISLIKE. 

I’m gonna be honest…DISLIKE. 

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