And I ate a pear
you ate an apple.
WHAAAAA?Hey, remember that time the boy you like called you back at last and you had to leave your freshly-made sandwich and soup for me to eat? Me, too.
I came here to say that I’m going away - Okkervil River
(Serge Gainsbourg cover)
Morning-After Documentation of an All Hallow's Eve:
I have sticky stuff all over the left side of my face,
enough wandering eye make-up to qualify for a raccoon costume,
two bras on but no undies,
and a headache larger than the galaxy room I napped in for some time.I think I peed inside my pants last nite but I am too congested to confirm this.I ate 3 free hot dogs (thus explaining at least half the mustard on my shirt)
and a handful of fruit leather at a 2009: A Space Odyssey-themed party.
The libations go without saying, I should think.
Read that line again; it’s clever.
Also at this party: A (very small but, still a) ROLLER COASTER.
I Love You.
They’re filming a Russell Crowe movie at Luna Bar!!
something big is going on at craig and center by johnny’s place. film crew and police everywhere
and the table to be perfectly level
when you cut me out of my life
and paste me in that book you always carry. - Billy Collins
Currently:
Dry-elling my interview outfit for the third interview of the week.
AND forsaking the MOUNTAIN of dishes in my sink for Paul Theroux’s “Ghost Train…” because I gotsta have lunch with the dude on Monday and “talk about it.”
Blech, argh, blah. I found an old notepad:
Cass says marry the one.
Amanda says to marry the kindest person you know.
Jonathan says, “I’m not the marrying kind.”
Cass says marry the one you’re happy to see.
And Jeremy says: Don’t waste your money or your time.
The bread for this Cassidy sandwich is pretty much a loaf again.
Dislike, Alicia. DISLIKE.
I’m gonna be honest…DISLIKE.
